She lived in the Kitchen...She lived in the Bathroom...She lived in the Bedroom



Groomed

Surgeon General Warning:
If only I had married Phyllis Garshman's son 
I would be set for life. 
But somehow I got it in my mind that life 
had more meaning and validation 
than ten pairs of fabulous shoes 
lining the bottom of my closet floor. 
I might still be wrong.